THE REGISTRY

Since the dawn of human history, men and women alike have proclaimed
greatness for themselves and their achievements.
As the number of achievements grew through the annals of time,
one word has risen above all other words to describe such
legendary people and awe inspiring deeds: BADASS.
Badass, as in:
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“Tommy is a Badass croquet player”
or
“Kurt can sure grow one badass mustache”
or even
“Grandma is one Badass Monopoly banker”
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However, a problem has plagued the badass community for years now.
No one is quite sure who’s a badass, and who isn’t.
Until now.
BadassRegistry.com is the official keeper of records for
Registered Badasses worldwide.
Bringing order and clarity to Badasses who have been wandering
aimlessly on this planet for far too long.
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You're welcome,
you Badass.
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-Registrar
BADASS MERCHANDISE






